T-to-the-A

If I were Jewish…

In The Daily Drool on September 16, 2009 at 8:32 pm

Who knew that the [ETC] selection at the bottom of the Craigslist employment list was full of such wonder?  Apparently it is THE place to go if you want to be part of a clinical trial, have erectile dysfunction that needs treating, or want to sell your eggs.

This couple is willing to pay $20,000 to the right Jewish woman for a chance at baby fulfillment.  I wish I could help them out.  That’s a lot of zeros to put in the bank.

Also found: FDA study for head lice that pays $625.00 for three visits to their center, up to $300 available to women brave enough to loan their bodies out to a new diaphragm study, and a ton of moola being offered by a number of studies on frequent urination!

Good God, the human guinea pig could make quite the pretty penny loaning their bodies out to scientists.  Of course, you might also lose your hair, have rectal bleeding, or die right?  Sheesh.

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